We moved down here from way up north
\nThe boy next door to us was luscious
\nHe asked me to go on a date
\nHe asked me to go a gigging
\nI was so thrilled I couldn\u2019t wait<\/p>\n
Spent two hours on my hair
\nMake-up put with care
\nNails done with little stars on
\nWore my Ralph Lauren jeans
\nNew shirt, shoes with special laces<\/p>\n
He picked me up in a 4-wheeler at eight
\nI did think that was a bit strange
\nWe drove through the muddy fields
\nComing at last to a couple of ponds
\nHe hands me a stick with prongs
\nAnd says, \u201ccome on come on
\nThis is gonna be fun
\nWe are going to get dirty\u201d<\/p>\n
The moral of my story: He said, \u201cWe were gonna get dirty\u201d
\nI did not know he meant literally<\/p>\n
Southern boys sure know how to make a good impression on their first date
\nAnd they really know how to treat a Yankee. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We moved down here from way up north The boy next door to us was luscious He asked me to go on a date He asked me to go a gigging I was so thrilled I couldn\u2019t wait Spent two hours on my hair Make-up put with care Nails done with little stars on Wore … Continue reading The Date<\/span>