I found me the prettiest little filly
\nDown in Opelika, Alabama
\nTook her to my cabin in the Smokies
\nThe Smokey Mountains of Tennessee<\/p>\n
After a few more days of great, great lovin\u2019
\nI was plumb tuckered out
\nNow, wasn\u2019t I lucky?
\nCause she\u2019s half my age and twice as perky<\/p>\n
So I told her I needed a rest and I was going fishing
\nShe squinted her blue eyes at me
\nPut her hands on her hips
\nShe said, \u201cOh, no, you aint.\u201d<\/p>\n
We\u2019re still on our honeymoon, you jerk
\nAll you\u2019re gonna do is to is roll in the hay
\nAnd further more I hate everything about fishing
\nYou ain\u2019t cooking or eatin\u2019 them smelly things in here
\nI don\u2019t even want you to think about fishin\u2019<\/p>\n
Now, I love that little filly, you know that I do
\nBut I\u2019ve been fishin\u2019 `fore I was a talkin\u2019
\nI\u2019m known as Lee Davis, the fish whisperer
\nAnd I got to take a stand or take up drinkin\u2019<\/p>\n
I told her I\u2019d been fishin\u2019 a whole lot longer than a lovin\u2019
\nTold her there weren\u2019t no compromising
\nYou got two choices, little gal\u2014catch, clean, cook, and eat` em
\nOr take this fifty dollar bill and start a hiking<\/p>\n
Now, I done caught me something\u2019 that I don\u2019t want to keep
\nI ain\u2019t never been one to catch `n\u2019 release
\nBut this time I\u2019m makin\u2019 an exception
\nThat lil\u2019 gal is going in the deep
\nWhere I\u2019m from we call that, \u201ccatch `n\u2019 release\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I found me the prettiest little filly Down in Opelika, Alabama Took her to my cabin in the Smokies The Smokey Mountains of Tennessee After a few more days of great, great lovin\u2019 I was plumb tuckered out Now, wasn\u2019t I lucky? Cause she\u2019s half my age and twice as perky So I told her … Continue reading Catch and Release<\/span>